13 April 2005
... where a young dog's fancy turns to thoughts of vigorous humping, and a young lady dog's owner makes it the laughing stock of the street by forcing it to wear a chastity belt.
I kid you not.
I saw it with my own eyes just this very morning.
A chastity belt? Or a sumo puppy? Or just incontinence?
Somewhere, a puppy named Wesley (the Dog Pirate Roberts) is searching for this dog.... that, or I've just horribly mixed movie references.
I'm not sure what's more confusing - your post or Mike's comment (the Dog Pirate Roberts??? eh? did I miss something??).
And why SHOULDN'T dogs have chastity belts... oh because they normally just have their balls lopped off...
Yes, but which is more embarrassing?
Wearing a chastity belt. No contest.
At least if you've had your balls chopped off nobody can see, and your owner doesn't embarrass you in the street by making you wear this thing that rumples your fur and makes it stick up in amusing ways, oh, and makes you walk like John Wayne, even though you're categorically not getting any.
Difficult to chop the balls off a bitch though.
'Fraid to say that I totally understand this behaviour. If you have a pedigree dog that you intend to breed from then you wouldn't get it spayed. But you also wouldn't want any mangy mongrel on a piece of string poking your prize winning bitch (or, conversely, your prize dog poking some scabby crossbreed bitch).
Believe it or not, we had to put our bitch in period pants come her first season, and take a big stick out to beat off any amourous advances from other dogs.
Well yeah, I can understand it, but it just looked *so* ridiculous that I couldn't stop giggling.
... and especially since Mike's comment, I still can't :)
Sigh. Trust me to screw it all up. I am, however, somewhat right - Cary Elwes played both roles.
Wesley, the Dread Pirate Roberts, is a reference to the main character from The Princess Bride. However, the chastity belt reference should have been to Robin Hood: Men In Tights, where Robin had to unlock Marian's chastity belt on their wedding night (or something to that effect). Same actor, two movies, and my apologies. My anorak is becoming tattered.
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