The Art of Primal Scream Therapy - A 10-step Method

9 October 2003

1. Stand up. This frees the diaphram, enabling more power to go into the scream.
2. Move to an area as far away from anything made of glass as you can get.
3. Open mouth.
4. Scream. The louder the better.
5. See step 4.
6. See step 5.
7. Take a breath.
8. See step 6.
9. See step 8.
10. Stop.

There. Feels much better, doesn't it?

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I need to put this into practice, just as soon as I get off work.

For now, the text-based method will have to do:
http://www.sushiesque.com/sushiesque/2003/10/oh_definitely.html

sushiesque
9 October 2003

Noooooo! It didn't make me feel better. I still have a headache. :)

Michael (Yog Sothoth)
9 October 2003

If you still have a headache don't worry Eve had a headache and Adam asked God " What is a headache?"

James
11 February 2004

If you still have a headache don't worry Eve had a headache and Adam asked God " What is a headache?"

James
11 February 2004

try not to wakeup the wood nymphs

sid
24 March 2004

it's hard to scream when you're not mad'but if you wait until you're
mad somebody's gonna get hurt
so scream now
cry later

siddartha
27 March 2004

You forgot the bit where you have to shout 'Mommy' and 'Daddy' until you breakdown into spasms and shout shout let it all out....

Sarah
1 April 2004

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