13 June 2001
Upon returning from a lunch break I hadn't eaten anything during I discovered a platter of sandwiches on a colleague's desk. The company frequently gets catering platters in cause they're that kind of company.
Upon biting into a crab and mayonnaise sandwich I discovered why almost half the platter was uneaten. The exposed slices of bread had gone hard and a bit crunchy.
With as much haste as I could muster I deconstructed the four white crab sandwiches and four smoked salmon sandwiches and combined them into four white crab and smoked salmon with mayonnaise sandwiches and eight crunchy bits of bread which I filled with the straggly bits of lettuce that surrounded the nice display (brown bits to the middle) leaving four, apparently salad, sandwiches behind.
Yum. Hunger could well be the mother of sneaky creations...
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