17 March 2005
I can understand the production of counterfeit money.
I can understand the production of counterfeit jewellery.
I can understand the production of counterfeit art.
What I can't understand, however, is why on earth* anyone would want to produce counterfeit condoms.
* I really wanted to put "in the name of all that is holy", but figured that might just be a little bit too much in the context.
They fake everything these days aren't they? Nothing's real anymore. Those condoms are quite expensive though so I can see there's a business in selling plastic bags disguised as Durex ;)
Fake condoms for fake orgasms?
Hadn't thought about it that way.
... but it makes me think. If you use a fake condom to protect against the results of a fake orgasm, and the condom failed, would you have a fake baby?... and if so, would there be a market for a fake pregnancy test?
I might be overthinking this a tad.
Yes ...
Anyway, the result of a faked orgasm is no sperm so therefore there's no need for a fake condom to stop this non-existant goo from fulfilling its destiny.
Or something.
well, i know at least one quite famous old guy who would support the distribution of faked condoms...
Well it *could* explaing phantom pregnancies... I've been pregnant for about five years now. It's killing on my back!
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