26 July 2005
I went to the corner shop to buy chocolate.
I came back with a huge punnet of grapes.
How the hell did that happen?
Your body has been taken over by aliens and health concious ones at that. Please bring Pix back, what harm has she done to you????
Because you are weak.
Err, hang on. Doesn't it make you STRONG because you ditched the chocolate in favour of grapes?
My head hurts now.
Punnet?
-Mx
You'll probably find they are about the same place on the Glyceamic index, no problem. As to the satisfaction index, big problem. I thought you bought your grapes bottled and fermented not do it yourself.
Let me guess the shopkeeper had put a sign saying "sweet and juicy" on top of the spread of grapes? Gets me everytime.
the undeniable need to peel.
strikes from nowhere.
restrain yourself.
before it is.
too late.
.?!
Never mind. I'm sure you can get a ointment to rub on them.
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