21 May 2001
Considering that the previous entry has been sitting up here a bit too long now, and that it's a tad on the dodgy side and submitted by guest writers, here is a conversation over AIM between Pixeldiva and I from earlier today, a work colleague caught a glimpse of her webcam before I could change windows and the rest speaks for itself;
D: Vic says "Jennifer Lopez"
D: My question; Who did you *think* I was watching on the webcam on friday.
D: So there you go.
D: From a distance in a small window, you look like Jennifer Lopez.
PixelDiva: ohhhh
PixelDiva: cool
PixelDiva: i think :-)
D: What's not to feel flattered about there?!
PixelDiva: nothing I guess
PixelDiva: i'm just wondering if it's more okay for you to have been looking at me, or J-Lo :-)
D: Oh please, don't call her that, it's dumb.
D: You mean if I'd have got into more trouble for having a live feed to Jennifer Lopez?!
D: I think Vic would have torn my head off if it'd been in the way!
PixelDiva: heh
PixelDiva: i just wondered if you would get more or less "respect" for it being a star than just your boring old girlfriend :-)
D: I already told you I got respect for it. How likely would it be that I'd get to watch Jennifer Lopez live over the web from work?
PixelDiva: hehe
PixelDiva: but if you had... you'd have got more respect :-)
D: If I had I wouldn't be working in London!
D: I'd be living in the back of her shorts.
PixelDiva: LOL
D: Just snug down there, hibernating...
PixelDiva: ewww
PixelDiva: like bum fluff?
D: What? I reckon there's room for a small colony down there.
D: The bum fluff would be like... our cattle... we'd farm them...
PixelDiva: gross
D: And brand them depending on which ranch you were from...
D: There's be the Left Cheek Corral.
PixelDiva: you have *far* too much time on your hands today
D: And we'd fight off the red skins from cocix ridge...
PixelDiva: uh-huh
D: And maybe go down the mine shaft...
D: :-D
PixelDiva: eeeek!
D: I'd blog that if I wasn't so busy peeing myself with laughter...
PixelDiva: oh you would?
D: What? Living down Jennifer Lopez's butt cleft? That's not worthy of a silly blog?
PixelDiva: the mineshaft bit was a worry
D: Who knows what nuggets might be found down there...
D: Or up there depending on your orientation at the time...
PixelDiva: ewww
PixelDiva: this is just getting disturbing
D: I reckon we could make a mint mining J-Lo nuggets... we'd be hauling them out by the mule-load!
PixelDiva: now that's just gross
D: We'd have to be careful not to overmine though, wouldn't want those cheeks caving in over our heads...
D: Okay, I think I'm done with this mental image. I just imagined Jennifer's butt deflating like a soufflee
D: And no, I won't blog it, but I do want recognition for making the whole thing ridiculously funny and gross at the same time.
D: I mean the image of a mining town on J's crack with ranches and fluff-herds across her cheeks is just a bit... bizarre.
PixelDiva: yes, it is
PixelDiva: you're sick
Not only am I sick, but I guess this proves I was lying about not posting it. Whoops.
[PixelDiva isn't my actually AIM handle, btw, so please don't try and page it, cos you'll probably confuse and worry the person who beat me to it - ann]
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